On March 28 2011, I went to Austin Tx with my friend Saul to see the screening of Kevin Smith's Red State. It was a great movie, but afterwards we learned that we were locked out of the parking garage and had the craziest night of our lives. We came home and recorded a podcast about the night and I always thought it would be fun to make a script about the events. Here is the script of said night. As hard as it is to believe, all of it is true, but for the romantic subplot. Enjoy!