I have been writing scripts since I was a teenager. I fell in love with the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer and decided that I wanted to be a writer, mostly of TV, till I rediscovered View Askew and decided I wanted to write movies as well. Over the years I've written a lot of scripts, both for TV and film. I've shots 100's of skits and a few shorts, but every time I've tried in the past to film one of my movies, things go askew. So I decided, while I keep trying to make it as a filmmaker, because I will, I'm going to put my scripts online. I figure, why write all these scripts to just have them sit on my laptop? It doesn't make any sense. So here they are. I hope you guys enjoy, and don't tear me apart.