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They don't really steal anything, just slant all the pictures. Trying to cause the guy to go crazy. Not for any real reason, just for fun. The bachelor just wants to know why the wedding was called off. Which is really sad, to be dumped and not to know why. He flies to New Jersey with his now ex-girlfriend. He wants to know what happened but she tells him that he had his chance to talk to her about and he didn't take it. Now it is too late.
Everyone is blaming him for the breakup but she assures people that it isn't his fault. She just won't say what the reason is. Meanwhile Anderson's friend was so busy checking out this lady that he ran over her dog with his lawn mower. What the hell is that? Poor dog, no dog should die like that. It's just painful!
The bachelor meets up with Anderson and the friend for some drinks. He tries to tell them the wedding is off but they cut him off and tell him how lucky he is and how happy they are. It makes it so much more painful for him when he pulls off the bandaid and tells them it is off. Almost instantly they switch gears and tell him how happy they are it is off. They were blowing smoke out of their asses, they never liked them together.
We finally find out that the reason she called off the wedding is that she believes that he no longer loves her. That their relationship has become too comfortable. He tries to pick up a girl at the bar because his friends made him. He now gets a lecture from this girl about how he doesn't really love her, because if he did he would have chased after her. He would have gone out of his way to find out why they broke up. Something that he feels is right deep down inside. As he storms off she asks for a drink, something she has been turning down since he showed up. We find out that she is an alcoholic and he just got her to jump off the wagon. Now that is funny!
We find out that one of the reasons that Anderson and his friend break into people's house and mess with things because their friend owns a home security firm and need more clients. They don't want to steal from people so they just scare them.
The bachelor is starting to see that maybe he was so afraid of losing out on being single that he was taking his girlfriend for-granted. Something that he is starting to regret.
So for bachelor party number two Anderson's friend hired a stripper, turns out the girl stripper is a guy. He hired a drag queen. The guys mother comes home in the middle of the show. How insane is that. I love this movie for the awkward humor that runs throughout it.
Like Kevin Smith's movies and Vulgar the dialogue in this movie is amazing. They way they talk is so sophisticated and high class. I need to learn how to write like this.
The boys learn from the drag queen that his ex was at a gay bar the night before. Now the bachelor never knew why she called off the wedding and is starting to think that she might be gay. To blow off steam the guys break into the guys house again but this time the man is ready for them. He starts to shoot at them, they take off running. The man has finally had enough and decided to protect himself. Anderson dropped the keys while running from the gun man.
The four friends end up sleeping in the car in front of the house, Anderson goes and fetches the keys while everyone sleeps. Once more they avoid getting caught. The Bachelor goes to his exes house in order to talk to her, trying to make amends. Mostly since he almost got shot. The two of them finally have it out. A real heart to heart. He admits to being scared and wanting to avoid the marriage. Just go back to dating. She tells him that he lost her long before that. He never showed he cared and he makes his case.
It turns out that the exes best friend is pregnant with Anderson's baby. They embrace and the bachelor and the ex get back together. They give Anderson and his new girlfriend the tickets to their honeymoon. A sweet end to a great movie about love and second chances. Jeff Anderson should really make some more movies, as long as he still has time for Clerks 3 I'm a happy camper!
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